AISubs v3.7
- Thank you! - Thank you!
I don't think it's going to be a rare video
- because it's so simple. - That's right.
- You two said it already. - Yes.
I've found a way to win rock-paper-scissors.
I finally want to die.
- Let's play rock-paper-scissors with Toshin. - Okay.
[ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS]
- It's a difficult game. - You know it, right?
- Just in case. - Just in case.
[ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS]
Huh?
Rock-paper-scissors...
for the first round!
[ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS]
This guy!
- He won't play with me. - He's mean!
- He made a mistake all of a sudden.
- I'm a little upset because you know it. - Are you upset?
If you suddenly come up with a plan...
Of course, it's going to be Robusta. But it's going to be Choki, right?
If you say "rock-paper-scissors" while playing Choki's Robusta...
- the other person will definitely say "rock". - They'll definitely say it, right?
- They'll definitely say it. - I lived and survived in Metagigi.
- Metagigi! - Metagigi!
This is amazing!
So, if you say "rock-paper-scissors" while playing this...
If you say "rock-paper-scissors" at first...
you can definitely win if you say "rock".
- But I don't know anything about this. - What? Why?
You have to be very careful.
You have to open it up and say "rock".
Let's play rock-paper-scissors!
It's a serious game!
If you say that, the other person will definitely say "rock" and you'll win by a percentage.
So, if we can verify this with various people...
and know that we can definitely win...
I want to carry Robusta with me.
- It's a one-time thing. - What?
Even if we know a little about it, Shimizu will be so confused.
- It's a plan where you have to say "rock" at the very beginning of the game. - That's true.
On days when you don't want to lose by any means...
you can take this with you.
You can also choose your preferred direction in tournaments and such.
Today, we'll do our best to verify it with various people as much as we can.
So...
Let's rock-paper-scissors time!
- I'm getting excited. - I'm getting really excited.
- If we win, it'll be so funny. - If we win, it'll be amazing.
- I don't think you've done it before, right? - No, we haven't.
- You're too stupid. - That's amazing. That's what I'm thinking about.
- There are a lot of friends lying around over there. - Yes.
- Let's call them one by one and test them. - Yes.
- Do you want me to bring you? - Yes!
- Come here! - Sit down!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- I don't want to do it. - Let's do it!
- What is this? - The battle has already begun!
- What is this? - Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
- Okay. - You said you'd let me play.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Okay.
- Wait, what's going on? - Let's do it.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Okay.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- He's my opponent. - He's the winner.
- Let's do rock-paper-scissors. - Okay.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- We did it! - We won!
- Go home! - Isn't this bad?
- I don't know why we lost. - We showed them too much.
- I see. - There's one behind us.
- There's one behind us and it's like a tsunami. - I think we made them too conscious of it.
- Then let's use the girls' room. - I think I'll use this one.
[The girls' room is in the back of the room.]
- Wanna try it? - I brought it!
- Go ahead and sit there. - I really don't like it.
- Why is everyone like this? - I know, right?
- I don't like it! - Have you ever done something you don't like?
- Anyway, it's easy. - Let's play rock-paper - scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- We won! - We won!
- Eh, eh, eh, - Just give it to me.
No need to apologize or anything, I apologize for what happened,
- Sorry - What the hell is this?
You gave me a spasm!
- Ouch! - Hey!
What is this?
That was it yesterday, though, wasn't it?
- Yeah, I still have it. - I happen to eat it sometimes, you know.
Rock-paper-scissors if you don't know anything about it, and show your face.
- Well, you do know. - But you're just watching, right?
- You're better off being curious, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But you can't be too serious about it. - Even if you can't see what's going on,
you can't take five seconds to check "what's going on?"
Everything I said.
Good job.
This way.
That's not true.
This way.
That's not true.
This way.
You know him, so you should show him first.
If you are in a relationship, it's hard for you to do this.
I'm about to say it.
You can't say it even in this moment.
I'm afraid of his friends and classmates saying "I'm sorry, I'm scared of you, so I'll stop."
Say it.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's a shame.
I just want you to feel free, and I hope you're happy if you win.
Let's make it a fight.
I'm tired of it.
It's fine, it's fine.
Just a normal rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Yeah!
You're wrong, you're wrong!
What is that?
This is it.
I wanted to win, but I lost.
I'm a loser!
Oh, oh, oh!
I see.
- Yes, thank you. - Please do it without saying anything.
- I'll do it. Thank you. - Thank you.
- Isn't it cool? - It's amazing.
- It was perfect. - It was perfect.
- Yay! - Here it comes.
- Huh? - Huh?
- She's not fine either. - No, no.
- It's really easy.
- Let's do rock, paper, scissors.
- Okay. - Rock, paper, scissors to say you're happy if you win.
- Let's do it. - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Yay! - Yay!
- What's with you? - Rock, paper, scissors!
- I'd be happy if you won. - If you lose...
- There's no such thing!
- Huh? - Huh?
- I'll say it one last time. - Okay.
- I'll say it without saying anything. - Okay.
- I've never fallen this low before.
- It's perfect now. - It's perfect.
- Perfect game. - Three wins in a row.
- I know the rules, but I don't know how to play. - Yeah.
- I know what's going on. - The timing...
- I know what's going on. - I know what's going on.
- I'll start with Ryo. - Well, I've seen you a lot.
- I've seen you a lot. - Who are you?
- But Tetsuya and I have played together for three years. - Oh, yeah.
- High school and soccer school. - Yeah.
- Ryo and Shibayu have played on the same course. - Yeah.
- Let's just do rock, paper, scissors. - Okay.
- If you win... - Yay!
- If you lose... - Damn it!
- Let's just do rock, paper, scissors. - Okay.
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Huh?!
- Yay! - Yay!
- That was gross! - Yay!
- Now it's totally... - Now it's totally...
- Yay! - Yay!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- What do you think of this? - This is funny.
- This is funny.
- You can't lose to this. - Yeah, I got the hang of it.
- It's not a coincidence. - Yeah.
- If you play it casually with friends of the same age, you'll end up like this. - Yeah.
- Don't make fun of me. - I'm sorry.
- You did it, right? - As a statistic, we want more people.
- We're going to try it on someone else who doesn't look like him. - Okay.
- Let's go. - Okay.
- Hey! - Good evening!
- Good evening!
- Good evening! I'm Muhime Gane. - Hahaha!
- Hahaha!
- I'm going to try it on Sachio-san's otaku. - Hahaha!
- I wonder what it is... I'll ask Sachio-san.
- Good evening! - Good evening! Good evening!
- Good evening! Huh? What's up? - Good evening! Good evening! Good evening!
- Good evening! Huh? What's up? - I have a really casual story.
- Yeah, yeah. - I thought I'd play rock-paper - scissors.
- Oh, sure. - Rock-paper-scissors is fine, right?
- Yeah, sure. - It's just rock-paper-scissors, but...
- I'd be happy if I won, I'd be sad if I lost...
- That's about it. - I'm not interested in that.
- Oh, really? - I was looking for someone like you.
- Okay! - Here we go...
- Rock-paper-scissors, go!
- ARGH! DAMMIT!
- DAMMIT!
- What's with you?!
- I was just holding it up for you.
- I knew you'd say that!
- It's nothing.
- We're all gonna get caught up in this!
- That's right. - That's how it is.
- That's how it is.
- You're too loud, I can't hear you. - Hahaha!
- I just realized something. - It's a magazine.
- A magazine!
- I knew you'd say that! - Well, you know...
- Your idea is definitely that far ahead.
- You're done for!
- I'm out. - Thank you!
- Let's do one more. - Okay.
- Abarenbo Chicken is here.
- Hello. - I'm Iriguchi-san.
- I'm Idigs Kazuya. - I think Iriguchi-san is very aggressive.
- I know. - Yeah. - He's aggressive.
- It's a really casual project...
- Let's play rock-paper-scissors just once. - Yeah, let's do it.
- It'll be fun if we win, and it'll be frustrating if we lose.
- That's about it.
- Please win, I'm sure of it. - Okay, I'll win!
- It looks strong. - Yeah.
- Here we go. - Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors!
- I won! - Yay!
- Woohoo! - Yay!
- Yay!
- Why did you play rock? - To play paper.
- Why? - Because I like it.
- Yay! - Yay!
What are you talking about?!
Rock, paper, scissors is just a game.
It has nothing to do with rock, paper, scissors!
I'm just asking you!
- Okay, I'll close my mouth. - Okay.
- Why did you end it like that? - I lost!
- You lost?! - You won six times in a row.
- Six times in a row?! - Really?!
- You're amazing. - I lost.
Out of my way!
- You said, "Bang!" - I lost the first round, too!
Bang!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Your friend, Tatsuya Kishida, is here. - Yes.
- It's a really casual conversation, but... - Yes.
- It's a really casual conversation, but...
- I want you to play rock-paper-scissors with me just once.
- I want you to win normally. If you win, I'm happy.
- If you lose, I'm upset. That's all.
- Okay.
- Okay, here we go.
- Okay.
- Rock-paper-scissors.
- That's all.
- What?!
- I'm playing
rock-paper-scissors seven times in a row.
- What?! - I'm playing rock-paper-scissors seven times in a row.
- You're annoying!
- No, thank you for having me here.
- No.
- I am Homu Kanata.
- Hello, my name is Kanata Homu.
- What's up with you?
- Truthfully, I'm sorry about all of this.
- You started out badly.
- Definitely.
- You just suddenly asked me if it'd be okay if I went on a shoot.
- I didn't know what that was.
- I never meant for it to be like this before...
- No...
I thought you guys were really close
You always say that
You and Tetsuya are close
I'm glad you like each other
I really like you
I love you
I'm happy you like me
What? You smell bad
You smell bad
I don't want you to know
I don't care
Don't look at me
I got it
It's a simple game
Let's play rock-paper-scissors
If you win, I'm happy
If you lose, I'm sad
That's it
Alright
Yeah
Okay
I'm ready
Yes
Let's do it
The first one is…
Tada!
Go!
Poi!
Huh?!
Yaaay!
I won!
Thank you!
I got it!
Um….
This guy
What is this?
Lobster?
Lobster
If you have lobster,
you can play rock–paper–scissors
That's almost right
That's exactly what it is
You have lobster in one hand,
but you're the one who wins rock–paper–scissors
(Laughter)
We defeated the terrifying Hongo Kanata!
(Laughter)
Well, you know, in an exquisite way, you know...
You think he's going to come, don't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And now we're winning eight in a row.
(Laughter)
I see.
Oh, that's the result.
I understand.
I started a YouTube channel called "Hongo Kanata's Daily Life", so please check it out if you like.
If you want to eat this much, you don't have to advertise it all the time.
(Laughter)
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
(Music)
Well, in the end, I went to Hajime.
(Applause)
Thank you. Thank you.
What? What? What?
No, don't be so scared.
On the contrary, I'm so sorry.
It's very common.
I see. I see. I see.
I came here by car for an hour and a half.
Yes, yes, yes.
What we're going to do this time is...
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's not that simple.
If you win, you're happy.
If you lose, you're upset.
That's really it.
There's no penalty game.
Ataoka.
(Laughter)
But I'm risking my life for rock-paper-scissors.
Well, you hate losing too much, don't you?
Yeah.
All right, I'll do my best.
Here we go.
Can I look at it now?
Oh, it doesn't matter. Just do it normally.
Here we go.
Can I look at it now?
Oh, it doesn't matter. Just do it normally.
Here we go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
What?
I did it!
[Cutting the rope]
I won!
But...
But what?
It looks like you're going to lose.
Oh, is it this?
It doesn't matter. You can't use this for rock- paper- scissors, can you?
Oh...
I see.
So, this time's test is...
If you have a Robster in your hand, you can definitely win rock-paper-scissors.
It's a 9-in-1 chance.
Seriously?!
I won a 9-in-1 chance!
I won!
I'm so happy!
Wow... I'm so annoyed...
I can't believe it.
I thought it was a Robster.
Oh, it's a scissor, right?
Seriously?!
I'm so happy!
I'm sure I won't lose.
If you use the same method as me, you can win.
I definitely don't want to lose.
I won't lose in this one game.
So...
I'm going home.
LOL
I wanted to show you this at the end!
Even if you use it on someone smart or stupid,
you can definitely win.
It's a strategy where you don't choose your opponent.
That's right.
I wanted to be a plant, too!
One of the plants is
Hongo Kana.
LOL
We're all going to lose.
Thank you very much.